Nike has truly gone a little cray cray for the holiday season this year, reinterpreting four silhouettes in colorways that will probably have your average sneaker lover hitting a swift Dab.

Here, the Air Max 90 and Blazer Mid get into the...umm...festive spirit in a splattering of red and white candy cane graphics, gold accents, silk ribbon laces and forest green lining.  All of this atop translucent outsoles (on the AM 90) speckled with red and green flare.  #Whut

If you're looking for something slightly (SLIGHTLY y'all) more wearable, the Air Tech Challenge III QS and Tennis Classic Ultra QS also come in festive colors, but not quite as prominent as candy cane lane. Both silhouettes sport a woven pattern on the upper - kind of reminiscent of something you might wear to an ugly sweater party.  Gold snowflake embroidery on the heel, a gold Swoosh, and candy cane rope laces round out this good time.

These babies have already hit stores (as of December 5) so, if you're feeling them, you can head to Nike.com now to purchase.  

Will you be wishing for these in your Christmas stockings? We'll probably have to pass, but let us know below whether you'll cop or can.